So you are interested in my soap?
That's great becuase people keep giving me the stuff - it's not like I smell or anything - I ONLY HAD A BATH LAST YEAR!
Help me clean my bath by playing Soap Curling against my dog Duchess and you can win my soap!Play Now
For those of you who might find yourself out in the wild and in need of earplugs just follow this easy step-by-step guide.
- First find a friendly rabbit.
- Wait patiently for it to deposit some droppings for you.
- Insert one in each ear. Larger ears will require bigger droppings and possibly even a bigger rabbit.
- Enjoy a great nightâ€™s sleep only slightly marred by the smell of rabbit poo.
Who is.. Mr Stink
"Mr Stink stank. He also stunk. And if it was correct English to say he stinked, then he stinked as well."
It all starts when Chloe makes friends with Mr Stink, the local tramp. Yes, he smells a bit. But when it looks like he might be driven out of town, Chloe decides to hide him in the garden shed.
Now Chloe's got to make sure no one finds out her secret. And speaking of secrets, there just might be more to Mr Stink than meets the eyeâ€¦ or the nose.My friend Chloe >> Find out more about me and Chloe in my book